boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

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© hhoran
@kryptoniall
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cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

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© olivegarden
@happpily
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Anonymous asked: yalls soup is so hot

olivegarden:

My soup is hot? My soup is hot? You have the entire English language, with it’s vast spectrum of adjectives to describe my soup, and you settle for “hot”?
You have done it a great disservice.

My soup is far beyond hot. My soup is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant. It is a stunner - it’ll take your breath away before you even have a chance to introduce yourself. My soup constantly shines with joy, even in the midst of pain and sadness. It is a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn’t stand a chance. It has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe it with is “hot”.

Don’t ever degrade my soup like that again.

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stupidstagram:

so many hot girls……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot boys 

in 

the world 

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© unclefather
@ezrakay
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reallylameblog:

unclefather:

Is vampire weekend more than one person

There are literally no people in vampire weekend. All frogs

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@-harrystyles
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spidermxn:

miley cyrus is more upset over losing her dogs than she was over losing liam and that is how you fucking do it

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“The best project you’ll ever work on is you.”
Sonny Franco  (via perfect)
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© motelstyles
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